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Batwoman Seeks Revenge Against Cheating boyfriend


There are many ways a woman can get back at her boyfriend for cheating on her. Not holding any of her anger back, this woman decided to let the bat do the work and just “went to town.” Of course, she could have sought after a more non-violence approach that wouldn’t have drawn so much attention. She could have been more “sweet” about it and poured a pound of sugar down his gas tank in the dead of night. But then again, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!”

Posted by Dani

Video: Greedy trucker driver handles more than he can carry

I was always taught to not hold more than I could carry. “Make two trips”, my father would say. Well, I’m sure this trucker in China would have gladly made 3 or even 4 trips if he knew his truck was overflowed with cargo and would tip backwards on a bridge. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, it was caught on camera and an audience of surrounding people found the misfortune hysterical. The guy taping the scene is only interested in the fact that he gets to post this on You Tube, so we’ll have to make his day by drawing further attention to his footage and the brainless people who over filled this truck.

Posted by Dani

Masterminds at Work: Chevy V8 Engine Converted To BBQ Grill!

“Chevrolet-grill-V8”What do big loud engines and BBQ grills have in common other than the fact that they are cherished by the boys? Trent Whatley found a way to combine the two passions and created a BBQ grill made from a Chevy v8 engine block. Who needs 500 HP when you can have 60,000 BTU?! From the outside it looks like a regular polished up engine block, but on the inside, a whole lot of burgers and dogs are just waiting to be charred. The grill is completely functional and stole the show at a its maker’s 4th of July BBQ. -Continued: Click “Read More…” below

Posted by Dani

Via: Diariomotor , Source: Neatorama

Woman Crashes While Taking Driving Lessons


Talking about the 2008 Lancer EVO X’s dual-clutch gearbox in John’s previous post today reminded me of a video that a friend sent to me. I don’t really know if the people in this video are actors or if the scene is taken from some sort of Reality TV Show, but its hysterical!

Actually, it reminds me of the first few times I drove a standard transmission, except my teacher started me out in an empty parking lot the size of two football fields. But this driving instructor and hesitant pupil take it to the road for some driving lessons and have a little fender bender in the process. Apparently, this teacher didn’t have a passenger side break to take advantage of. Things like that come into handy at times like these...

PS: Our readers informed us that this is a Polish and not Russian Video

Posted by Dani

Lexus RX: The Russian Way To Take Care Of The SUV Problem

Allegedly, this Lexus RX was parked illegally so the Russian authorities took care of the problem in there own unorthodox way -or at least that’s what the guys at “englishrussia” claim. Truth is however, we don’t give much credit to the scenario as this looks to be a brand new Lexus RX - it’s still covered with the protective plastic wrap! So we’re guessing maybe it was confiscated and destroyed by the police or someone with a camera simply got lucky and saw the Russian mafia in action... If you have a better explanation, we'll be glad to hear it. -Click "Read More..." after the jump

Via: Autoblog.nl , Source: englishrussia

Unbelievable: 11-year-old Drunk Girl Leads Cops To 100mph Car Chase!

Jeez, some kids are capable of wonders, aren’t they... Like this 11-year-old girl from Cantonmont Florida, who led cops on an 8-mile chase going 100mph (160 km/h) through the resort town of Orange beach. The vehicle sideswiped another car and flipped over on the side of the road. When cops approached the flipped car with guns drawn they found a “sweet and innocent” little girl inside who suffered from a few scrapes, bruises and alcohol breath. That’s right, she was drunk! Not much information was released about the girl because she is a minor but one of the officers did say that she had enough alcohol in her system that she could have been charged with a DUI even if she had been an adult!

Posted by Dani

Via: seattletimes

Video: Motorcycle Wheelie Accident... Oops!

Hey buddy! Watch out for that car! “Bang, Crash……wipe out!” Oops, guess this motor cycle wheelie was too busy basking in his own glory to notice the car he was about to crash into. Although it was a fairly graceful plunge, we hope he’s ok. Yikes! -Click “Read More…” below to see the video

Posted by Dani

Bentley Continental GT Turned... Hyundai!

A Bentley turned Hyundai? Oh the horror! The owner of this Continental GT has somehow professionally applied Hyundai badges on the trunk lid, center cap of each wheel and the hood. I’m sure Bentley isn’t finding any humor in this. But one thing’s for sure, the people over at Hyundai went home today with an enlarged ego. Tonight they will dream of Hyundai’s with Bentley-esque designs for their upcoming Elantra model. Let’s all cross our fingers and hope someone will pop up and admit this was just some sort of a photo-shop and they haven’t really defaced a six figure vehicle.


Posted by Dani

Via: Autoblog.com

Weird Accident: Honda Civic vs Toyota Corolla

We’ve heard that the Toyota Corolla Altis is topping the Honda Civic in sales in Thailand, but this is totally ridiculous… But seriously now; if the Toyota Corolla didn’t fall from the sky, how the heck did it end up “humping” this poor Honda Civic? If you’ve got any information please share it with us, we’re really curious about this one. The accident was shot in Thailand's frenetic capital, Bangkok.

Images via: Flick

Al Gore’s Son Pulled Over For Speeding In His Prius, Arrested For Hiding Drugs

Just because you’re Al Gore’s son and you drive an environmentally friendly Toyota Prius definitely does not get you off the hook for going 100 mph and being in possession of marijuana, Valium, Xanax, Vicodin and Adderall. Al Gore III, the 24-year-old son of former Vice President Al Gore was arrested for drug possession and posted on a $20,000 bail. Apparently, the little fella (Al Gore III) has a long list of charges from marijuana possession to drunk-driving. This goes to show you that the people driving the nature friendly vehicles aren’t as saintly as they seem. Beware!

Posted by Dani

Via: theaustralian

599 Arabian Nightmares: Turquoise Ferrari 599 GTB

A blue Ferrari, we can handle; a green one, well we can handle that too but this is one prancing horse that’s way too haunting for us. And to think that the Arabian owner of this Ferrari paid who knows how many of hundreds of thousands of hard earned (…) petrol-dollars to custom order the turquoise coloured 599 GTB with the matching interior. What a pitiful site this 599 GTB is. Damn Ferrari’s personalization options… -More pictures of the Viagrated Ferrari after the jump

Pics via: Autoblog.it

Video: GPS Mistake Leads Audi A4 To Tram Rails

Here’s another poor soul who fell victim to the preciseness of a GPS system. This time in Milan Italy, an Audi A4 took a “wrong turn” and ended up on tram tracks holding up the line for hours. The driver claimed he was just following directions on his navigation system. Evidently, this is something that happens quite often. A few months back we had posted a story about a woman who followed her GPS into a river and sunk her car. I guess there is no such thing as a bad GPS system, just a bad driver. My dad once drove our rental car onto a tram track on a European vacation a few years back. Instead of making a scene, he just made his way over a 6 inch border surrounding the tracks and destroyed the car. Ces la vie! -Follow the jump for the video

Posted by Dani

Via: 02blog

Shanghai Drivers Banned From Honking Their Horns!

I remember some years back on a trip to Acapulco, Mexico, the cabs had replaced their beeping horns with theme songs like “La Cucaracha” and “The Mexican Hat Dance.” Therefore, I guess you could say I wasn’t surprised when we discovered that people in Shanghai, China have switched to music and voice recordings instead of tooting car horns because of a new law banning honking in the downtown area. The difference between the two countries is that the Mexicans did it for the tourists, but the Chinese are doing it to reduce noise levels in the city populated by 20 million people. -Continued after the jump

Threatening fines of up to 200 Yuan (13$), police are strictly enforcing the law but it’s still not stopping Shanghai locals from being heard. They are spending up to 100$ to customize their horns. One taxi driver has converted his to a recording of a woman's voice saying, "Please mind the car, we are making a turn." But this new tactic won’t work for long as police say all forms of honking are going to banned but have yet to enforce the law banning any noise coming from the car horn. According to Shanghai News, one cab driver is taking preventative measures to ensure he doesn’t get slapped with a fine. He has posted a large note on his horn that says, "Don't press the button.”

With a population of 20 million people that are packed into 19th century tenement housing and narrow streets, I can understand why this law was established. However, with all those cars and no honking, will we be able to hear a pin drop?

Posted by Dani

Via: Shanghaidaily

Cocaine High Driver Plows Wheat Field, Discredits Crop Circle Theory

This aerial image was taken just last week when a man, high out of his mind on cocaine, “plowed” and zig-zagged his way through this wheat field in Dussen, Netherlands. But since it’s never enough fun for one car to take credit for all of the damage, two police cruisers joined in on the chase adding to the chaos. The 35-year-old man was cornered and crashed into a ditch. So much for crop circles huh? I bet the aliens are really annoyed someone stole their idea!

Posted by Dani

Pick via: flick

Ultimate Ferrari Sacrilege?

Here we have a fella who either A. has no morals what-so-ever, or B. Can’t tell the difference between his Ferrari 360 Modena and a bike rack. We think it’s probably a little bit of both. Isn’t it strange how some people in the world don’t have the means to buy a Ferrari and others drive bicycles to work? This guy is just selfish. Apparently the Ferrari wasn’t enough of a mode of transportation.

Posted by Dani

Via: Autoblog.nl

Criminal Crashes Car In Lake After High Speed Chase!

Here at Carscoop, we love laughing at the expense of others, especially when people do really stupid things. We also really love high speed car chases that include a stolen vehicle, a few cops, and a criminal that just refuses to surrender. In the video you’ll see nothing will stop this man from getting away from the cops, not even a little body of water. This “Olympic swimmer” decided to jump in the lake his car crashed into thinking if he couldn’t out run the cops in a car, he could just swim away! You couldn’t help but feel bad for the guy after he was washed up onto shore falling into the face of two K-9 police dogs. I’m sure of one thing: No matter what this guy did, it won’t compare to the amount of trouble he’ll be in for this little adventure. -Watch the video after the jump

Posted by Dani

Video: FBI Agents Crash A Plane On A Civilian Lamborghini Countach

Ever wake up and just know its going to be a bad day? Marlowe Treit, the proud owner of a flawless '85 Lamborghini Countach, should have listened to his intuition and stayed in bed on this day last spring when an airplane collided with his Lambo. The Cessna plane which was being driven by a trio of heartless FBI agents badly mangled the side of the vehicle. Marlowe had bought the Countach for himself as a 60th birthday present and had only put 200 miles on it. He estimates the crash did about $100,000 in damage and is filing a law suit for $105, 500 in damages on the grounds of negligence.

In my opinion, this was more than just negligence, this was simple stupidity! The three agents that were on a “familiarization flight” saw a small black sports car out the left side window dart from under the propeller and gushing fluid. Investigators said both failed "to maintain an adequate visual lookout and their failure to see and avoid one another". We ask how it is humanly possible to miss something like a Lamborghini on an airfield? First of all, what the heck was it doing there?!

Posted by Dani

Via: Oregonlive

ebay: A Yugo that’ll make you Laugh Out Loud!

Do you think a car is only a machine? That it doesn’t have feelings and it can’t laugh or cry? If you do, then you’re WRONG! This car, which is sold on e-bay, proves that there’s an exception to every rule. For those of you who are debating whether or not I’m in my sober state please look carefully to the car’s plates where it says: “LOL”, which in cyber-world translates to Laughing Out Loudly.

Let’s be fair, buying this Yugo has its pros and cons. There are some things you may not know about these cars, so better look up the FAQ’s (follow the jump) list before you invest in this beast. And don’t forget that Yugo will be introducing three new vehicles next year which include a single-seater called "I Go", a family sedan named "We Go" and a station wagon called the "Y'all Go". Yes, quite the originality, but trust us, those new models won’t affect the price of this Yugo! -Continued after the jump

Posted by Chris


FAQ

Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the Tank

Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A. Miracle

Q. How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the parts dealer say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo"?
A. "Sounds like a fair trade to me."

Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them

Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?
A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.

Q. What do you call Yugo passengers?
A. Shock absorbers

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Yugo?
A. Park it between two 914s.

Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!

Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.

Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack

Why were sidewalks invented?
So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home.!

Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.

Link: eBay

Unbelievable: 84-Year-Old Drove 67 Years Without A Drivers License!

You better believe it because according to a report from Reuters, an 84-year-old Dutchman was caught by police in a random check driving an uninsured car without a license. To their surprise the unnamed man had never obtained a driver’s licence in his entire life. The man admitted that he had been driving illegally for… 67 years, yes that’s right, sixty-seven years!

But how the heck can someone pull off a trick like this? Well, according to Dutch media, the 84-year-old man managed to stay undetected for so many… decades because he had never got a speeding ticket or been involved in a car accident! The Dutchman promised police he would ditch his car after the incident. But honestly now, wouldn’t you prefer to have an unlicensed driver on the road that’s as careful as they get rather than have to deal with all those licensed idiots?

Via: Reuters

Dumb & Dumber: Carjackers Get Hung Up With Manual Gearbox

There’s nothing funnier than two car thieves failing miserably at a theft because they can’t drive a stick shift. Apparently, this is what happened when two young men decided to rob a guy finishing his night shift at the local pizzeria. After they held him at gunpoint and easily took his wallet and car keys the thieves proceeded to the man’s car. The victim ran inside his work to call the police and upon his return found the two hopeless thieves still trying to turn on the car.

"I look out, and the guy's still in his car, trying to start the car, but all he has is the radio on, 'cause you have to keep the clutch down to start the engine," said pizzeria employee J.J. Williamson. The thieves decided to just take off with the wallet and what little dignity they had left. To their detriment, police quickly caught up and arrested the 18 year old and his juvenile side kick

Posted by Dani

Via: 11alive