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Video: Greedy trucker driver handles more than he can carry
I was always taught to not hold more than I could carry. “Make two trips”, my father would say. Well, I’m sure this trucker in
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Masterminds at Work: Chevy V8 Engine Converted To BBQ Grill!
What do big loud engines and BBQ grills have in common other than the fact that they are cherished by the boys? Trent Whatley found a way to combine the two passions and created a BBQ grill made from a Chevy v8 engine block. Who needs 500 HP when you can have 60,000 BTU?! From the outside it looks like a regular polished up engine block, but on the inside, a whole lot of burgers and dogs are just waiting to be charred. The grill is completely functional and stole the show at a its maker’s 4th of July BBQ. -Continued: Click “Read More…” belowPosted by Dani


Via: Diariomotor , Source: Neatorama
Woman Crashes While Taking Driving Lessons
Actually, it reminds me of the first few times I drove a standard transmission, except my teacher started me out in an empty parking lot the size of two football fields. But this driving instructor and hesitant pupil take it to the road for some driving lessons and have a little fender bender in the process. Apparently, this teacher didn’t have a passenger side break to take advantage of. Things like that come into handy at times like these...
PS: Our readers informed us that this is a Polish and not Russian Video
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Lexus RX: The Russian Way To Take Care Of The SUV Problem
Allegedly, this Lexus RX was parked illegally so the Russian authorities took care of the problem in there own unorthodox way -or at least that’s what the guys at “englishrussia” claim. Truth is however, we don’t give much credit to the scenario as this looks to be a brand new Lexus RX - it’s still covered with the protective plastic wrap! So we’re guessing maybe it was confiscated and destroyed by the police or someone with a camera simply got lucky and saw the Russian mafia in action... If you have a better explanation, we'll be glad to hear it. -Click "Read More..." after the jumpVia: Autoblog.nl , Source: englishrussia






Unbelievable: 11-year-old Drunk Girl Leads Cops To 100mph Car Chase!
Jeez, some kids are capable of wonders, aren’t they... Like this 11-year-old girl from Cantonmont Posted by Dani
Via: seattletimes
Video: Motorcycle Wheelie Accident... Oops!
Bentley Continental GT Turned... Hyundai!
A Bentley turned Hyundai? Oh the horror! The owner of this Continental GT has somehow professionally applied Hyundai badges on the trunk lid, center cap of each wheel and the hood. I’m sure Bentley isn’t finding any humor in this. But one thing’s for sure, the people over at Hyundai went home today with an enlarged ego. Tonight they will dream of Hyundai’s with Bentley-esque designs for their upcoming Elantra model. Let’s all cross our fingers and hope someone will pop up and admit this was just some sort of a photo-shop and they haven’t really defaced a six figure vehicle.


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Via: Autoblog.com
Weird Accident: Honda Civic vs Toyota Corolla
We’ve heard that the Toyota Corolla Altis is topping the Honda Civic in sales in 
Images via: Flick
Al Gore’s Son Pulled Over For Speeding In His Prius, Arrested For Hiding Drugs
Just because you’re Al Gore’s son and you drive an environmentally friendly Toyota Prius definitely does not get you off the hook for going 100 mph and being in possession of marijuana, Valium, Xanax, Vicodin and Adderall. Al Gore III, the 24-year-old son of former Vice President Al Gore was arrested for drug possession and posted on a $20,000 bail. Apparently, the little fella (Al Gore III) has a long list of charges from marijuana possession to drunk-driving. This goes to show you that the people driving the nature friendly vehicles aren’t as saintly as they seem. Beware!Posted by Dani
Via: theaustralian
599 Arabian Nightmares: Turquoise Ferrari 599 GTB
A blue Ferrari, we can handle; a green one, well we can handle that too but this is one prancing horse that’s way too haunting for us. And to think that the Arabian owner of this Ferrari paid who knows how many of hundreds of thousands of hard earned (…) petrol-dollars to custom order the turquoise coloured 599 GTB with the matching interior. What a pitiful site this 599 GTB is. Damn Ferrari’s personalization options… -More pictures of the Viagrated Ferrari after the jump

Pics via: Autoblog.it
Video: GPS Mistake Leads Audi A4 To Tram Rails
Here’s another poor soul who fell victim to the preciseness of a GPS system. This time in Posted by Dani
Via: 02blog
Shanghai Drivers Banned From Honking Their Horns!
I remember some years back on a trip to Threatening fines of up to 200 Yuan (13$), police are strictly enforcing the law but it’s still not stopping
With a population of 20 million people that are packed into 19th century tenement housing and narrow streets, I can understand why this law was established. However, with all those cars and no honking, will we be able to hear a pin drop?
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Via: Shanghaidaily
Cocaine High Driver Plows Wheat Field, Discredits Crop Circle Theory
This aerial image was taken just last week when a man, high out of his mind on cocaine, “plowed” and zig-zagged his way through this wheat field in Posted by Dani
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Ultimate Ferrari Sacrilege?
Here we have a fella who either A. has no morals what-so-ever, or B. Can’t tell the difference between his Ferrari 360 Modena and a bike rack. We think it’s probably a little bit of both. Isn’t it strange how some people in the world don’t have the means to buy a Ferrari and others drive bicycles to work? This guy is just selfish. Apparently the Ferrari wasn’t enough of a mode of transportation.Posted by Dani
Via: Autoblog.nl
Criminal Crashes Car In Lake After High Speed Chase!
Here at Carscoop, we love laughing at the expense of others, especially when people do really stupid things. We also really love high speed car chases that include a stolen vehicle, a few cops, and a criminal that just refuses to surrender. In the video you’ll see nothing will stop this man from getting away from the cops, not even a little body of water. This “Olympic swimmer” decided to jump in the lake his car crashed into thinking if he couldn’t out run the cops in a car, he could just swim away! You couldn’t help but feel bad for the guy after he was washed up onto shore falling into the face of two K-9 police dogs. I’m sure of one thing: No matter what this guy did, it won’t compare to the amount of trouble he’ll be in for this little adventure. -Watch the video after the jump Posted by Dani
Video: FBI Agents Crash A Plane On A Civilian Lamborghini Countach
In my opinion, this was more than just negligence, this was simple stupidity! The three agents that were on a “familiarization flight” saw a small black sports car out the left side window dart from under the propeller and gushing fluid. Investigators said both failed "to maintain an adequate visual lookout and their failure to see and avoid one another". We ask how it is humanly possible to miss something like a Lamborghini on an airfield? First of all, what the heck was it doing there?!
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Via: Oregonlive
ebay: A Yugo that’ll make you Laugh Out Loud!
Let’s be fair, buying this Yugo has its pros and cons. There are some things you may not know about these cars, so better look up the FAQ’s (follow the jump) list before you invest in this beast. And don’t forget that Yugo will be introducing three new vehicles next year which include a single-seater called "I Go", a family sedan named "We Go" and a station wagon called the "Y'all Go". Yes, quite the originality, but trust us, those new models won’t affect the price of this Yugo! -Continued after the jump
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FAQ
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the Tank
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A. Miracle
Q. How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the parts dealer say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo"?
A. "Sounds like a fair trade to me."
Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them
Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
Q. What do you call Yugo passengers?
A. Shock absorbers
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Yugo?
A. Park it between two 914s.
Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack
Why were sidewalks invented?
So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home.!
Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Link: eBay
Unbelievable: 84-Year-Old Drove 67 Years Without A Drivers License!
You better believe it because according to a report from Reuters, an 84-year-old Dutchman was caught by police in a random check driving an uninsured car without a license. To their surprise the unnamed man had never obtained a driver’s licence in his entire life. The man admitted that he had been driving illegally for… 67 years, yes that’s right, sixty-seven years!But how the heck can someone pull off a trick like this? Well, according to Dutch media, the 84-year-old man managed to stay undetected for so many… decades because he had never got a speeding ticket or been involved in a car accident! The Dutchman promised police he would ditch his car after the incident. But honestly now, wouldn’t you prefer to have an unlicensed driver on the road that’s as careful as they get rather than have to deal with all those licensed idiots?
Via: Reuters
Dumb & Dumber: Carjackers Get Hung Up With Manual Gearbox
There’s nothing funnier than two car thieves failing miserably at a theft because they can’t drive a stick shift. Apparently, this is what happened when two young men decided to rob a guy finishing his night shift at the local pizzeria. After they held him at gunpoint and easily took his wallet and car keys the thieves proceeded to the man’s car. The victim ran inside his work to call the police and upon his return found the two hopeless thieves still trying to turn on the car."I look out, and the guy's still in his car, trying to start the car, but all he has is the radio on, 'cause you have to keep the clutch down to start the engine," said pizzeria employee J.J. Williamson. The thieves decided to just take off with the wallet and what little dignity they had left. To their detriment, police quickly caught up and arrested the 18 year old and his juvenile side kick
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Via: 11alive
